Posted by
ValiantForTruth on Friday, March 13, 2009 10:55:22 AM
We thank the ‘scientific community’ for more comic relief. You cannot make this stuff up. It requires a PhD in neo-science.
Artificial life could be created "within five years", researchers from the USA have claimed.
[Isn’t this what they said about artificial intelligence 30 years ago?]
Prof David Dreamer believes building a new lifeform from scratch is a daunting task but is confident it could happen in five to 10 years.
[Well which is? Can you really do in 10 years what took evolution millions of years? Or are you saying that intelligent design doesn’t require ions of time to create life?]
Laboratories across the world are closing in on a "second genesis" - an achievement that would be one of the greatest scientific breakthroughs of all time.
[Wow! I wonder what these genetic engineers will produce. It is bound to be an improvement over genetic mutations.]
Prof David Deamer, from California University, said although building a new lifeform from scratch is a daunting task he is confident it can happen in five to 10 years.
[Wow! Is he going all the way back to the primordial ooze or will he start with living cells? Was that Dr. Deamer or Dreamer? Dreamer seems more fitting.]
He said: "The momentum is building - we're knocking at the door."
[But what is behind that door?]
A synthetic, made-to-order living system could produce everything from new drugs to biofuels and greenhouse gas absorbers.
[Can we get some fries with that order? How about a fast food machine or even a replicator ala Star Trek?]
Opponents of the controversial research claim the technology could lead to machines becoming "almost human".
You mean like Mr. Data? Don’t these morons know that men are nothing more than complicated machines? And we intend to make one from scratch.]
But there would be no safety issues for a long time as any initial organisms would be very primitive and need large-scale life support in the lab, reports New Scientist.
[Now that is a relief. It will be years before we have to worry about safety. And if they get dangerous we can always pull the plug.]
The finishing line could be in sight after geneticists Professor George Church and Dr Michael Jewett, of Harvard Medical School, told a synthetic biology conference in Hong Kong that they had synthetically created part of a cell, called a ribosome.
[All they have to do is create the other pieces and plug them in to life support. No problem! Hey, doesn’t synthetic biology imply that living systems have design?]
The breakthrough offers hope that they could create an entire cell; something Prof Church believes would be a relatively minor challenge.
[See, creating life is no problem, only a minor challenge.]
He said: "There's nothing you'd expect to go wrong - the way we expected things to go wrong with the assembly."
[These guys have never heard of Murphy’s Law?]
However, according to Dr Anthony Forster, of Vanderbilt University, Tennessee, who is also creating a synthetic living cell in a test tube with Prof Church, "until you actually try this you won't know".
[Now there’s a realist. What can go wrong usually does go wrong, even when you know what you are doing.]
"Having said that we know cells can do it so we should be able to do it sooner or later."
[There it is. The cell created itself! Don’t you mean we will do it sooner and better? So in conclusion “we are about to almost be able to do something?”]
The arrogance of these men is truly amazing. They imply that biogenesis is a minor challenge to be overcome. If the cell originated without intelligence, then creating a cell or making improvements to one using intelligent design will be no problem. Right? A faulty premise will always lead to faulty conclusions.
When they assemble the dead pieces of this new cell, will it begin to live? Or will biogenesis be rediscovered again? When they assemble modified pieces of a cell into a living cell, will it continue to live? Or will man be found to be a poor genetic engineer? Perhaps some will discover that men are more than complicated machines made of living cells.